Scrubs2001

[Turk is talking about a rival surgeon]

Chris Turk:
Bonnie is killing me; I'm telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She's like a ninja but worse.

J.D.:
Nothing's worse than a ninja - they're masters of every style of combat.

Carla:
Can we please talk about something other than Bonnie?

Elliot:
[to Turk] I think you should give Bonnie a break. You know, it's really hard being a woman around here... you can walk through walls and nobody notices you.

J.D.:
Not entirely unlike a... ninja.