Scrubs2001

[to J.D. and Elliot]

Dr. Cox:
Ah, damn. I missed the annual sleep-over, didn't I? That wonderful time of the year when you two crazy kids throw all caution to the wind and make sweet, ellbowy love to each other. Don't you be shy. You can tell Uncle Coxy about the naughtay.

Elliot:
Dr. Cox, I lost my apartment and I was just needing a place to stay...

Dr. Cox:
...so you went over to your friend's house and cried on his shoulder - boo-hoo-wah - and you of course comforted her because she was weak and vulnerable and blah, blah, blah, nerdy sex, the end. Dear lord, Laverne, how in God's name do you listen to this crap all day long?

Nurse Roberts:
Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother, this is better than my stories.