Scrubs2001

[referring to a huge influx of patients because of a news report on E.coli]

J.D.:
What the hell are we supposed to do?

Dr. Cox:
Loretta, relax. I've been involved in every ridiculous TV induced panic there is - poison pills, SARS, West Nile, North Face, South Fork, East River, Monkeypox, pop rocks, toilet snakes, Mad Cow, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, and quite frankly every other flu that you could really only catch if you actually fornicated with the animal it's named for. And as a parting gift, I will tell you this - narrow it down to two symptoms; vomiting and diarrhea. Cause it's just not E.coli unless [walking away, miming] it's firing out of both exits.

J.D.:
[to Elliot] Certainly hope I don't have Dog Flu.