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Dr. Cox:
[Dr. Cox and JD examine a patient with locked-in syndrome, who communicates via computer] Go ahead and check Mr. McNair's blood pressure, please, Eva.

Mr. McNair:
I don't get it - Why does he call you a girl's name?

J.D.:
Thank you for asking, Mr. McNair. You see, the thing about Dr. Cox is that, the closer he feels to a person, the more he needs to push them away. So when he calls me Eva, he's actually saying, "JD, I care about you!" Vulnerable people like Dr. Cox...

Mr. McNair:
Oh my god! I get it now, Carol. Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol...

J.D.:
Now you're being a jerk! Jerk! Jerk!

Dr. Cox:
Newbie! I'm relatively certain that the computer is broken.

J.D.:
Oh, my bad.