Scrubs2001

Dr. Bob Kelso:
Why are you here?

Dr. Elliot Reid:
My boyfriend is in New Zealand for six months; if I don't moonlight, I'm never gonna have enough money to see him.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
My wedding's costing twice as much as I thought, and would I need the extra cash.

Ted Buckland:
Baxter won't get out of my chair!

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Dr Kelso, even though we're understaffed and underpaid I've been working here for ten years. I mean, all day long all I hear is "Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla, Carla... Carla... Carla...".

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Sir, what... w-w-what Carla is saying, and not in any kind of crazy or rambling sort of way, is that we work hard here in the hospital, but it's not the only thing in our lives.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Surely you must know what it's like to love someone so much that you'd do anything you had to?

Dr. Bob Kelso:
[breaths heavily] I'll see you two in the morning... Now get out of my office before I change my mind. [Carla and Elliot leave; Ted remains. Kelso picks up the phone and makes a call] Darling, I wanna say something. For the past 25 years we've been going through the motions; once every couple of weeks we have sex and then we have breakfast without saying a word... Well, tonight I want you to put on a nice dress because I'm gonna take you to dinner and I'm gonna start telling you all the things I haven't taken the time to say all these years. I love you too... [hangs up]

Ted Buckland:
That was beautiful, sir...

Dr. Bob Kelso:
Thanks Ted. Call my wife, tell her I won't be home tonight.