Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
Listen, Dan...

Dan Dorian:
[points to a beard of bubbles on his chin] Captain Bubblebeard. Sheaht yer scuppers, me hardies!

[Dr. Cox shoves Dan's head under the bathwater]

Dr. Perry Cox:
Now you're Dan again! Let's break down the kid's support structure, shall we? He's got me, an emotionally crippled narcissist; and he's got you, an emotionally crippled narcissist who is soaking in a tub of what must be, by now, mostly your own urine!

Dan Dorian:
I believe the ratio has shifted, yes...

Dr. Perry Cox:
And I have to believe that together, *together*, Dan, we can make it at least half way to one legitimite adult!

Dan Dorian:
You're right, Coxy!

[Dan stands up. Dr. Cox frowns at his crotch]

Dan Dorian:
JD needs us, and he needs us now!

Dr. Perry Cox:
Towel!

Dan Dorian:
Let's do this!

[Dan wraps himself in the towel, and takes one step out of the bathtub before falling flat on his face]

Dan Dorian:
I may have lost some muscle mass in my legs...

Dr. Perry Cox:
Fantastic.