Scrubs2001

Melody O'Harra:
Well... it's official: I am the only single sorority sister left. I guess it's true what they say: first one to be in a threesome, last one to get married.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Damn! [beats one hand over the table where Doug is sitting at, pouring Doug's coffee over him] I'm sorry, she just said she was in a threesome.

Dr. Doug Murphy:
[having the same reaction as Turk's, and so forth] Damn!

male nurse:
Damn!

surgeon:
Damn!

Snoop Dogg Resident:
[out of frame] Damn!

Melody O'Harra:
I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50; I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.

J.D.:
Oh...

Melody O'Harra:
Sometimes I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually going to find someone, you know?

J.D.:
Yeah... Now, was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?

Melody O'Harra:
All-girl.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[as J.D. lifts coffee cups from the table, he beats both his hands on it] Damn! Sorry...