Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
Boy oh boy! Looks like you pissed off the wrong guy there, crunchy. Trust me. He'll make you pay.

Dr. Molly Clock:
Oh, Dr. Kelso's all bust. I bet underneath it all he's a sweetheart.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil.

Dr. Molly Clock:
Perry, no one's pure evil, I mean yeah some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.

Dr. Perry Cox:
There are, plenty of people here, on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!

Dr. Molly Clock:
So they have more of a nougaty center?

Dr. Perry Cox:
Lady. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

Dr. Molly Clock:
I'm touching your creamy center!

Dr. Perry Cox:
Oh I am so very angry that I'm going to find someone to kill just to prove her wrong.