Scrubs2001

Dr. Christopher Turk:
How are you doing?

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Not too bad, considering I just had a bomb dropped on me.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Oh no, that was bigger than a bomb, more like an asteroid about to hit the planet, you know? People running in the streets screaming "Oh my god, it's coming right at us!", and then dudes turning to hot chicks and being all like "Look, we're about to die so can I hit that?", and then the girls like "Hell to the no!", but then she realizes, "Oh my god, I'm about to die, so you know what? Yeah you can hit this, but no kissing."

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
That's exactly what it's like!