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Turk:
Why are all these cameras here?

Dr. Kelso:
Turkleton, this is quite the event here at Sacred Fart. [Laughs heartily] I can't help it, it kills me! Yeah, we got visiting doctors, video crews, even that Japanese newsanchor who slept with me when I convinced her I was an oil tycoon. [Turk looks over at the young Asian woman] If she comes over here, my name is T-Bone!

Dr. Cox:
We're also getting a good bit of interest from the seismologists at CalTech, who I understand will be able to chart the magnitude of the scream emanating from your hypnosis patient, as well as, of course, the numerous afterscreams that are sure to follow.

Turk:
No interviews!