Scrubs2001

Dr. Elliot Reid:
I honestly don't mind that you're making fun of me but what does bother me is that no one is ever allowed to make fun of you.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
People can make fun of me.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
[scoffs] Come on, what about that delivery guy yesterday? I mean, you practically tore him a new binglebore.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me whenever they want.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Really? Well in that case you're a know-it-all smartypants and if you're not telling someone what to do, you're probably not talking.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Okay, I guess I can be a little bossy.

Nurse Laverne Roberts:
A little? Girl, please. If you met Jesus hisself, you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey.

J.D.:
Oh, are we allowed to do this now? What about that whole like, hands on the hips Carla from the block thing she does when she's mad when she's like

[imitating]

J.D.:
"oh Bambi, you do not want to mess with me right now."

Dr. Doug Murphy:
[laughs] You do sound like that.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
[with her hand on her hip] Careful, Doug, we are not that close yet.

Dr. Elliot Reid, J.D.:
[laughing and mocking] Careful, Doug. Doug, wussup. Doug, you better be careful. Mm-hmm. 'Cause I'm Carla.