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Dr. Munson:
Ok ok, so you're both fertile yet you're still unable to conceive, so. How often to you make love?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Twice today...

Carla:
Actually it was three times. [looks at Turk] You were asleep for the last one.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Oh wow, that really happened? I thought it was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.

Carla:
He is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky in there.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Cirque de Soleil freaky. One time, she was skinless.

Dr. Munson:
Ok, stress is often a factor in conception. So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue? [flashback]

Carla:
I swear. If you don't knock me up tonight... no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time. [back to presence]

Dr. Christopher Turk:
A little stress [Carla gestures a "tiny bit" with her fingers]