Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
[Carla tells bad joke] You would hear crickets chirping, but they were too uncomfortable at just how unfunny that actually was.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
So what, I'm not funny?

Dr. Perry Cox:
Why I think you're very funny... WHEN you're being sarcastic or you're up on your high horse. You know, as long as you stay right in you wheel house. [Dr. Cox begins walking through the room] Barbie is funniest when she's an anal retentive train wreck; your husband does it when he's sarcastic.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Ya know, I do what I do when I do what I do.

Dr. Perry Cox:
The Janitor is amusing because quite frankly he's insane

The Janitor:
[walks by with tiny boots that look like they are for a baby on his hands] I made shoes for my bunny.

Dr. Perry Cox:
[walks over the J.D] And Alice here, well she can turn a phrase. and I'm assuming because I called you Alice you're thinking of me as the maid from the Brady Bunch. [Dr. Cox appears as Alice from the Brady Bunch then looks at J.D] Aren't ya?

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
He was.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Now some people just have funny names, for instance, Dr. Beardface, Dr. McHead, Colonel Doctor, and of course Snoop Dogg intern.

Snoop Dogg Intern:
[grabs his white coat] Hey, Hey.

Dr. Perry Cox:
My bad, Snoop Dogg resident. The Todd is a sexual deviant, Laverne believes in God, which is hilarious to me, and Ted is the Hospital Sad sack.

Ted Buckland:
I am?

Dr. Perry Cox:
Yes Ted.

Ted Buckland:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Dr. Perry Cox:
And me I'm just funny because I commit C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T... [makes the notion of sipping tea] -TEA. And I also do silly rants. But there is just one man who is funny, no matter what he says.

Dr. Bob Kelso:
[Kelso enters] Are my undergarments made of wool because my WEASLES getting heat stroke?

Dr. Perry Cox:
The point is please don't tell anymore jokes.

Ted Buckland:
I'm not a sadsack am I?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Ted, your pen exploded!

Ted Buckland:
[looks at his shirt with a large blue stain on it] Awwwwww [looks at is blue hand on his head] AWWWWWWWWW!