Scrubs2001

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Maybe you not being able to have sex tonight is karmic payback for having sex with Stacy.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
J.D., drop it.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
What happened that night?

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
This is how I remember it. [J.D.'s flashback starts; as he speaks, events take place in a sort of footage] I was coming back from class and outside our room I heard...

Stacy Blue:
[flashback, in J.D.'s high-pitched voice] Oh, my God, it's true what they say about black guys!

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[flashback] So, I opened the door and I see you and Stacy. So I said "Get off my girl before I kick your ass so deep you're gonna be crapping out Keds for a week!". Then you said...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[flashback, in J.D.'s mocking voice] Chill out, dawg! You know you're my boyeeeee! This ain't be what it looks like... a'ight? [J.D.'s flashback ends]

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
But it wasn't "a'ight", was it, Turk?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
This is what really happened. [Turk's flashback starts; as he speaks, events take place in a sort of footage] Stacy and I were waiting for you to come back from class, and she said...

Stacy Blue:
[flashback, in Turk's high-pitched voice] Hey, we should have a water-balloon fight!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[flashback] We got all wet from the water balloons and Stacy was like...

Stacy Blue:
[flashback, in Turk's high-pitched voice] Uh, I'm cold... let's take off all our clothes and get under the covers and warm up.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[flashback] Then you came back from your class and you heard Stacy say...

Stacy Blue:
[flashback, in Turk's high-pitched voice, as Turk makes a basketball spin around on his finger] Oh, my God, it's true what they say about black guys!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[flashback] Then you came in and said...

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[flashback, in Turk's mocking voice] Ah... hey guys...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[flashback] "Calm down, J.D.: this isn't what it looks like". Then I said "All right?" [Turk's flashback ends] Nothing happened. So drop it.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
No balloons! And we didn't even have a basketball!