Scrubs2001

Jordan Sullivan:
So... you have postpartum depression.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
No, I have the weepies.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
No, baby, you got...

Jordan Sullivan:
You have no lines in this play.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
OK.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Jordan, I can handle it.

Jordan Sullivan:
Really? What do you got there in your hand?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
A job application for The Gap... [starts to cry]

Jordan Sullivan:
Oh, that's a good career move...

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
[crying and sobbing] Look, all I ever wanted was to be a mother, and now that I am one I feel like I'm not cut out for it.

Jordan Sullivan:
And you're ashamed of that?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Well, wouldn't you be?

Jordan Sullivan:
Yeah, I was. What's the worst feeling you've had since you've had the baby?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
I don't know.

Jordan Sullivan:
When Jack wouldn't stop crying I wanted to throw that bastard out the window.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Really? I wanted to throw Isabella out the window... yeah. But we just had our apartment repainted and all the window were sealed shut; so I just wanted t drop her off the roof! [starts to cry again]

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[whispering] Oh, my God!

Jordan Sullivan:
Listen, you can't get rid of it by sheer force of will or positive thinking or taking advice from a big Hollywood movie star and the dead science fiction writer he worships; you need to get some help.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Ah... OK.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
That's what I've been trying...

Jordan Sullivan:
If you talk again I'm going to eat you!