Scrubs2001

Dr. Kim Briggs:
[in labor] Aaaaargh! I hate you so much right now, J.D.!

Dr. Donna:
Don't worry, all women say that stuff during labor. She doesn't mean it.

Dr. Kim Briggs:
I do! He just broke up with me!

Dr. Donna:
What?

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
No, no! Technically I didn't break up with her; I just told her I didn't love her.

Nurse Shirley:
Who did he say that to?

Dr. Donna:
The mother of his baby!

Nurse Shirley:
No, he didn't...

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[to himself] Man, she looks familiar...

Dr. Kim Briggs:
Get out!

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
No, I'm not letting you go through this alone.

Dr. Kim Briggs:
I have someone else I can call! [Elliot's sleeping; her phone rings; she wakes up and answers]

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Keith, I get it, I ruined your life. Stop calling. [on the phone Kim cries in agony] Oh hey, Kim!