Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
OK, we have a 41-year-old male who is as orange as an NBA game ball. Who can tell me why?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
I got an idea.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Yeah, I got an idea too. If you want to work, let's stop paying for the room, so you can go home; then you can come back and get paid to work.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Turk, I just need a break from the baby. Mr Mehleison might be a vegetarian; he's always eating carrots.

Dr. Perry Cox:
But carotene, like jaundice, turns you yellow, just like certain blood disorders turn you blue and tomatoes can turn you red. Sadly, there isn't anything on God's green Earth that turns you orange.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Maybe he got freaky with some Cheetos.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Swing and a miss, Webster. Next.

Keith:
Maybe he used some fake tan cream. I used it once... turned me orange all over...

Dr. Perry Cox:
There were no foreign substances found on his skin, but kudos, Keith, on finally outing yourself.