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Dr. Christopher Turk:
Mr. Keck! What do you say we get you into surgery and take care of that hernia!

Mr. Keck:
Ummm, I don't know if surgery is necessary. Last night I was in pain, so I went to a free clinic. The doctor there said surgery wasn't my only option.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Well, you're just gonna have to get him on the phone and tell him that I won't be second-opinioned by a clinic doctor who couldn't carry my jockstrap! [Holds his hand up to J.D] Gimme some!

J.D.:
[High-fives him] Here it is.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
[in Free Clinic, on the phone with Mr Keck] Yeah, I think I know this guy. Is he a cocky black doctor with a white doctor following him around and looking at him like he's in love?

J.D.:
[in in Mr Kecks room] [to Turk] You would make a pretty girl.

Mr. Keck:
[Into phone] Yeah.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
[back in Free Clinic] All right, now repeat after me...

Mr. Keck:
[to Turk] "You can't decide for me, that's not your duty."

Dr. Elliot Reid:
And are they both trying not to laugh at the word "duty"?

Mr. Keck:
[J.D. and Turk try to hold their giggles back] [Into phone] Yeah. Hey, Heckle and Jeckle, you know what? No surgery.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[Grabbing the phone] Who the hell is this?

Free Clinic Patient:
[into Phone] Where are my shoelaces?

Dr. Elliot Reid:
I said to tell him that he had a laxity in the peritoneal wall and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive! Was that so hard?