Scrubs2001

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Let's say there's no women.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
There's always women at the pool, baby!

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Fine. He's in a pond.

J.D.:
Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays - men only

J.D.:
Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
N - oka - fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Oh! So now a brother can't swim!

J.D.:
Why do you have to go there?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Oh my God! I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this to you two idiots.

J.D.:
[thinking] She's the idiot! We're doctors.