Scrubs2001

Jordan:
I'll say, Perry, the only way I could've felt more taken care of is if I were at a four-star resort, or a spa, or a Third World country where you've to boil your own sewage if you want something to drink. Oh, and by the way... giant, giant feather in your cap for how much power you wield in this hospital after 15 years!

Dr. Cox:
Oh, come on, come on, Jordan... I'm so sorry everything fell apart today, honest to God I am; but I guarantee that when you get here tomorrow Dr Gerson will, in fact, be in the super-deluxe birthing suite, so that you can go ahead and have that storybook, drug-addled, Pitocin induced pregnancy that you've always dreamed of ever since you were a little girl. But, in the meantime, you gotta cut me a little slack. I mean, come on... it's not like I see the real father running around here busting his hump!

Jordan:
Oh, that's nice! I'm going home...

Dr. Cox:
No... no, you're not.

Jordan:
Bye-bye...

Dr. Cox:
Jordan, your water just broke.

Jordan:
This kid's annoying me already...