Scrubs2001

Jordan:
Oh, for God's sake, Perry... adjust your bra, man up and fire the one with the least pathetic story.

Dr. Cox:
Do you really think I know any of these people's stories?

The Janitor:
Well... let me fill you in. First we have Hank: four kids, trying to make it on a dishwasher's salary. Next to him is Mike: lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident. And then there's Judy: been here 30 years... just two away from retirement.

Jordan:
You're... you're friend with all these people?

The Janitor:
Are you kidding me? I read their files! I read everybody's files, Ms Maniac-Depressive... Dr Drinks-a-lot...

Dr. Cox:
Hold your horses...! Just tell me who the last person hired was, would you, please?

Kenny:
[arriving holding a coffee pot] Looks like you folks could use a refresher! Ah, serving people like you who save lives every day makes me happier then a kitten chasing a leaky cow, ah ah ah! God bless you... God bless you... [walks away]

Dr. Cox:
I have to fire Opie, don't I?

Jordan:
You think?