Scrubs2001

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Carla, I'm so bummed. I can't go see the Chamber Orchestra tonight, I totally forgot I have my Cantonese class. And I would totally call and cancel but the only thing I know how to say is "I'm allergic to peanuts."

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Oh, Elliot, I was really looking forward to this.

The Janitor:
Really? About five seconds ago you were all giddy about going home and taking a bath tonight.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Why would you do that to me?

The Janitor:
New thing. I'm busting chops.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
[laughs defensively]

Dr. Elliot Reid:
So, you just forgot we even had plans?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
What's the big deal? You were flaking on them anyway.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
I wasn't. I have my Cantonese class.

The Janitor:
But do you? Do you really? [Elliot makes a "What are you doing" face - Janitor shrugs] Busting chops.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Fine! Well at least I remembered the plans well enough to flake on them! [storms off down a corridor]

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
[shouting after her] Oh yeah? Well if I knew you were gonna flake on them, I would never have made plans to forget in the first place, because you...

Dr. Perry Cox:
[has just walked in from the corridor Elliot left down] She's gone, Carla. It's over.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Where the hell have you been for the last few days?

Dr. Perry Cox:
Deep sea fishing.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
You hate fishing.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Went with my buddies.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
You don't have any buddies.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Oh yeah? Well we landed a 200 pound white marlin off the coast of San Diego.

The Janitor:
Interesting, because that's about 3,000 miles from the natural habitat of the white marlin. Hmm, well perhaps it hopped a train from Cape Cod!

Dr. Perry Cox:
Why?

The Janitor:
I'm busting chops today. You can ask anybody.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
It's true.

The Janitor:
See?