Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
What... what did you do around the apartment while I was gone?

Jordan Sullivan:
Oh! I turned your little office into my pajama closet, I threw out everything in the refrigerator that had the word "jerky" or "whiz" on it, I got rid of all your clothes that make you look like you're 20 years old. Don't worry, I saved your hockey jerseys, although I did move them into my new pajama closet. And for some reason none of the remotes work anymore. And why are you limping?

Dr. Perry Cox:
Fishing. I'm limping from fishing.

Dr. Bob Kelso:
I know that limp!

Dr. Perry Cox:
No, Bob... Bob, no...

Dr. Bob Kelso:
You just got a vasectomy! I had mine done back in '68; ironically that was the same year that Enid discovered pasta and I discovered I'm not attracted to enormous women.

Dr. Perry Cox:
I didn't just get a vasectomy...

Dr. Bob Kelso:
Come on, soldier... if I have to force you to drop your pants, I will.