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Dr. Cox:
[JD recently identified a disease in a patient from watching a TV show and Dr. Cox wants to prove it was a fluke] Here's your chance. Two identical patients. I say we divide 'em up, just like in "The Parent Trap". One goes with the sexy, freewheeling bachelor dad, hello. The other goes with the whiny, neurotic, sexually repressed mom, oh, just you all over. Oh, and I checked tonight's TV listings. There is no special on that disease, so you're gonna wanna stop at the Blockbuster.

J.D.:
Please, I know all there is to know about thrombotic thrombo cyto... cytop top top top... toppy... toppy.

Nurse Roberts:
Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.