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The Janitor:
Hey! We solved your dumb game.
Troy:
We been to the libary!
The Janitor:
-brary... Troy! Library! Anyway, what two coins, when you put 'em together, make 30 cents and one of them isn't a nickel? Uhm... A penny and a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly 29 cents.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
No, no no. The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel.
The Janitor:
Uhm, no, because you said one of them isn't a nickel.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Right. The other one is.
The Janitor:
You lied to me.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
No. It's a riddle. [leaves]
Troy:
[to the Janitor] Uh, your face is red like a strawberry!
The Janitor:
...Don't have kids.
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