Scrubs2001

Dr. Christopher Turk:
J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells?

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Why'd you get a new cell phone number. Your old number spelled kufunninapuh.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Yeah, well this one's 916-Call-Turk. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk!

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
How am I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stick with kufunninapuh.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Come on, man, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me besides getting married.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
She's not here.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.