Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
Hand over your stethoscope.

J.D.:
What?

Dr. Perry Cox:
In victory, I get your stethoscope. It's a trophy. You're lucky we're not back in olden times, I would have made a necklace out of your teeth.

J.D.:
I find this highly unproffesional.

[J.D. gives Dr Cox his stethoscope]

Dr. Perry Cox:
Now I'm going to check on Mr Jenkins, your war hero. I feel he too deserves a competent doctor. In fact, I'm gonna take all of your patients. And consequently your only reason to get out of that lasie over pillowed 4 poster virgin cocoon you call a bed every morning.