Scrubs2001

Mr. Bursick:
Which people do I hate again?

J.D.:
Immigrants, Mister Bursick. You hate all immigrants.

Mr. Bursick:
And why do I hate...

J.D.:
I don't have time, Mister Bursick. Guys, if I give you a patient I expect you to work your butt off for him. And P.S., Mr Jenkins is a Vietnam Vet, so let's take care of him like he took care of our nation. Get out of here! That's how you light a fire under their butt Perry, you let them go with some inspiration...

Dr. Perry Cox:
Too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, to much talking, too much talking. Why did you order a BNP test on my patient Mrs Wilk last night?

J.D.:
Because she's my patient.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Interesting, since i admitted her.

J.D.:
And I treated her last night.

Mr. Bursick:
Dr Dorian, why do I hate all immigrants?

J.D.:
Because they're stealing all of our jobs, Mr Bursick... stealing aaall of our jobs. Perry, we spend an equal lot of time of Mrs Wilk. Now seing that we're both attendings, why don't we let her decide who her doctor is?

Dr. Perry Cox:
Ooor we could skip the day trip to unessesary land and instead simply conceed that Mrs Wilk is my patient. And while we are both attendings, we are in no way equals - we are in fact not equal. We are UN-equals.