Scrubs2001

J.D.:
[narrating to himself] You never expect a cliche to be an actual conversation starter.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Women... huh?

Dr. Cox:
Tell me about it...

J.D.:
It's like they're from another planet!

Dr. Cox:
OK... I'm going to engage you two in a conversation you will speak of it to no one. Agreed?

J.D.:
OK.

Dr. Cox:
It has gotten to the point where I'm starting to go back in my head over all my old relationships. I mean, don't get me wrong; I'm not like I'm going to sit here and count up all the women I've ever slept with...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
12

J.D.:
9

Dr. Cox:
...18. But not one of them ever really understood me.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
I'm feeling you, man. I consider myself a really romantic guy who's a little stressed out; and I thought the one person who'd understand that would be Carla.

Dr. Cox:
The weird thing is that I'm actually trying this time.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
I just wonder if I'm what she really wants...

Dr. Cox:
I just wonder if I'll ever be able to make it work out with anyone...

J.D.:
My peep's on the fritz...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Dude! [laughs]

Dr. Cox:
[loughs too] Poor Newbie...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[continuing to laugh] Oh, oh, oh...

J.D.:
[Embarassed] No, no, no, no, no, no! No! I'm talking about you, guys! Y... You guys... you guys are, like, my peeps, my dogs... and... you're on the fritz, so... that's where I get "peeps"... "fritz" came from...

Dr. Cox:
God love you, Newbie...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[whistles]

Dr. Cox:
Thank you for... giving me some prospective.