Scrubs2001

Dr. Clock:
Dr Cox, I was wondering if we could talk about Miss Myers in my office.

Dr. Cox:
Yeah... I make it a point to never enter a shrink's office unless I'm planning on grossly over-paying somebody for telling me something that I already know.

Dr. Clock:
Look, you're obviously really distracted by the situation with your marriage.

Dr. Cox:
Something I already know. What do I owe? Will ten bucks cover it?

Dr. Clock:
Ah, yeah! [takes the money]

Dr. Cox:
Are you gonna hang onto that?

Dr. Clock:
Yeah... you know, I forgot my lunch money, and it's kielbasa day in the cafeteria. Kielbasa!

Dr. Cox:
[nervously] Ah ah...

Dr. Clock:
Love it. Anyway, Miss Myers really values your opinion, but I don't think you're trying to understand how she feels.

Dr. Cox:
Look, if I ever want your advice on one of my patients, I'll ask; but do not hold your breath unless, of course, you can hold it for a really long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Dr. Clock:
I can't, I used to smoke. [Cox leaves, Clock stands up in the hall and smiles] Kielbasa... yes!