Scrubs2001

Paige:
You know what used to drive Perry nuts as a kid? Every night we'd play horse in the driveway and I'd always kick his ass.

J.D.:
Can Christians say ass now? I have a friend, Pat Casey, he called his mum an ass once. She hit him in the face with an iron. He still goes to church, but he can't whistle anymore.

Paige:
Okay, I need to go say hi to Jordan.

[she walks off. Cox arrives as soon as Paige is gone]

J.D.:
She's dynamite. How'd you end up with a born again Christian sister?

Dr. Cox:
I don't know. Maybe the TV was broken one day and she picked up the bible and found it to be just a darn good read. Or, maybe it had something to do with out mothers ability to watch silently as our dad drunkenly knocked us from room to room. What do you think Newbie?

J.D.:
Probably the room to room thing.