Scrubs2001

J.D.:
Morning, sunshine!

Dr. Cox:
Never say that again.

J.D.:
Noted. That was quite a fight you had with your sister yesterday. Won't it be a little awkward when you show up at St. Mary's Cathedral on the corner of Maple and Pine, right across from Temple Oheb Shalom, at 4 P.M. today?

Dr. Cox:
That's not where the baptism is, but nice try.

J.D.:
Mark my words... when that little bastard's dipped in water, I will be there.

Dr. Cox:
Anyway, I just invited Paige to come by. Mr. Donnelly's labs came back and it looks like the steroid is finally working. If you happen to be keeping score at home, that would be Medicine, One -God, Zero.

J.D.:
Ah, you don't have to rub it in her face.

Dr. Cox:
Yeah, and I don't have to stick Kelso's stethoscope down my pants every morning, but I still do. Now isn't there some other relationship you could be out there trying to fix?