Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
Could I comment on the baptism dress?

Paige:
I think you should wait to see the matching slippers and tiny handbag

Dr. Cox:
You're actually encouraging him to cross-dress on the same day that you're introducing him to a religion that will condemn him to Hell for it. That's a trauma twofer.

Jordan:
Can you two please just try to get along? Now I'm getting some blush for Jack, because this lace collar is washing out his face. Terrible.

Dr. Cox:
Paige, will you just acknowledge that medicine made Mr. Donnelly better?

Paige:
Fine. It was medicine.

Dr. Cox:
Aha

Paige:
Thank God for creating medicine

Dr. Cox:
[Flipping out] A-ghe-de-geh-geh-geh! [Stands] That's it! That is it. [Grabs Jack, who begins giggling wildly] Now you, you may be a total goner, but God's not getting his hands on this one. No way, no how. Come on, Jackie boy, we got places to go.