Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
You know what, there, Newbie? You can go to the baptism. Now take Jack; Jordan'll kill me if he's not there. Plus, I know you - you're exactly one watered-down appletini away from trying to fix my sister and me.

J.D.:
No, thank you. If there's one thing I learned from this guy [gestures at the Janitor] , it's I need to stop trying to fix people's relationships.

Janitor:
You're welcome

J.D.:
Still, I've never known you to judge a person based on their beliefs. In fact, you're pretty tolerant of everyone. Except Hugh Jackman

Dr. Cox:
Meh

J.D.:
I just don't understand why your sister being religious bothers you so much

Dr. Cox:
It doesn't

J.D.:
Then why are you so angry?