Scrubs2001

Heather:
[recorded on tape, to Isabella] What's the matter? You're so fussy... Why are you so fussy?

Ted Buckland:
I'd let her give me a bath, I don't care if my mom was watching...

Dr. Todd Quinlan:
Could you make her eat a banana?

J.D.:
It's not interactive, Todd.

Heather:
[recorded on tape] There it is! There it is, let me...

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
[entering] Hey baby! What are you guys watching?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
[pausing the tape] Football.

everyone:
Yeah, football... yeah... good game... [Carla turns around to the TV; Turk stops the tape]

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Football? Isn't the season over?

J.D.:
[narrating] And then every male in the room fell totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon: the seamless, collaborative guy-lie

Keith:
The American season is over. We were watching Mexican football.

Dr. Doug Murphy:
They started late this year.

Dr. Todd Quinlan:
Because of the churro vendors.

Ted Buckland:
They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.

J.D.:
When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Bandidos, to step in.

Dr. Kelso:
Thanks to Se?or Vasquez's experience dealing with the fruit-pickers' unions, he was able to broker a last-minute deal, and the season was salvaged.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
And that's why we're watching football in the spring.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Whatever...