Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
Say! That was some real Nancy Drew stuff, there... Nancy. I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Don't feel weird because you're threatened by my gift. Many are.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Did you feel that you weren't quite annoying enough without adding a delusional sense of grandeur? Because I promise you... you are annoying enough; in fact, you're the number one contender for the middleweight annoyance crown.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Well, you're the number one jealous... weight for the jealous... weight jealous c-champ...

Dr. Perry Cox:
[in a excited commentator-like tone] He's done it! He's done it! Dorian's the most annoying man... in the world! Who would have ever thought a journeyman annoyer like Dorian... [leaves while speaking]

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
You were a close second...