Scrubs2001

J.D.:
Hey, when Elliot asked you if she could run for chief resident and you said "why not," that was just a goof, right?

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Dr. Cox. Ran all those tests on Mr. Landisman.

Dr. Cox:
Top-notch work, there, Barbie! She's good! She's very, very, very good! Now, sorry, where were we?

J.D.:
I am a medical professional, and you are not gonna get me to compete with Elliot.

Dr. Cox:
Well, Jo-Jo, right now she's winning.

J.D.:
Let me know how to get back on top. I'll do anything, even if it means I have to kill somebody!

Dr. Cox:
Well, you could start by getting the lightbulb out of this genius's pooper. Impress me.

J.D.:
Oh, I'll impress you!