Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
You are, in fact, a perfectly healthy 26-year-old doctor who keeps crying about how horrible his father was.

J.D.:
Well, he did some considerable emotional damage, so...

Dr. Perry Cox:
Every one of our parents does considerable emotional damage. And from what I've heard, it just might be the best part of being a parent. Now if some guy ever does put a ring on your finger, and you're lucky enough to pop out a youngster, I'm sure you'll understand, but for now trust me when I tell you that I wouldn't care if today was the first time you ever even met your daddy. Because in reality... well, he could have done a much, much worse job. Okay?