Scrubs2001

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
First off, I want to thank you all for agreeing to talk.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Bambi, you paged us here.

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Be that as it may, I think there are some simple solutions. Dr. Cox, you're angry with me.

Dr. Perry Cox:
No, I'm not.

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
And you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
No, he's not.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Actually, I am.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
You're starting again!

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Carla, you're mad Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
See, trust, woman, trust!

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
Whatever, the point is that Turk is sorry.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Not anymore.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
I can't believe you thought he was a threat!

Dr. Perry Cox:
I'm a threat.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
You're not in love with me, you idolioze me.

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
If we could just try to stay focused...

Dr. Christopher Turk:
You're mad because I'm scared of losing you?

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Yes, because we're stronger than that!

Dr. Perry Cox:
[singing] Apparently not!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
You should be glad I never took our relationship for granted, you silly woman!

Dr. John "J.D." Dorian:
If we could just refrain from name-calling...

Dr. Perry Cox:
Oprah's right!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Lay off of him!

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
You're just pissed because you're still in love with your ex!

Dr. Perry Cox:
[slams his fist down on the table] Okay, that's it! Now, I have killed for so much less than that, and I'll damn sure do it again unless you all shut the hell up right now, and I MEAN NOW! [they all disperse]