Scrubs2001

Dr.Perry Cox:
That's it! Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the First Annual Sacred Heart Who-Caresies Awards, designed to honor those people who believe that others actually give a rat's ass about the minutiae of their lives.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[narrating] The weird thing was, I think we all really wanted to win. [J.D.'s fantasy starts]

Dr.Perry Cox:
And the nominees are Barbie Reid for "What Am I Gonna Do About My Ex-Fianc??"; Dame Judy Dorian for "I'm Done Self-Sabotaging"; Gandhi for "I've Got Candy In My Teeth"; The Todd for "Look At My New Shirt!". [on Todd's shirt is written SHHH! DONG SLEEPING] And the winner is... Dame Judy Dorian! This is Dame Judy Dorian's first nomination and first win. [J.D.'s fantasy ends]

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[narrating] Suck on that, Tony Shaloub!