Scrubs2001

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[narrating while cuddling Kim] It felt good to be holding the mother of my child...

Dr. Kim Briggs:
This is nice.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[narrating, still cuddling Kim]... but given recent events, cuddling was as far as I was gonna go. Kim and I had to get to know each other again and build trust and... oh, my God, is that side-boob?

Dr. Kim Briggs:
Oohh, careful with the side-boob, big guy... my hormones are going crazy. I might just pounce your skinny ass...

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Kim, I really don't think we should.

Dr. Kim Briggs:
I won't, then. I got a giant boogie in my nose.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[narrating] Look at her saying "I won't" with a giant boogie in her nose... I must have her! [out loud] You know what, on second thought...

Dr. Kim Briggs:
Yes? [they start to kiss and make out]

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[narrating] Still, I wonder what it'll be like having sex with a pregnant woman. [later that night] That was so cool... and weird!

Dr. Kim Briggs:
Yeah... somebody else liked it too. He's going crazy in there.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
And now it's disgusting.