Scrubs2001

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[to Turk and Cox] Raj... Rerun...

Dr. Perry Cox:
OK, Tina... here's what I'm prepared to offer you to relinquish the post of godfather.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Not interested.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Effective immediately, I will stop calling you girls' names... you interested now?

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
I'm still here, aren't I?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Be strong; you can get more.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Good thinking. What else you got, Per-Per?

Dr. Perry Cox:
I'll give you my real pager number.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[to Turk] I'll be able to page him 24/7!

Dr. Christopher Turk:
No deal.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
What are you doing?

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Eeeeh! Put a cherry on top.

Dr. Perry Cox:
One hug. [J.D. screams]

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Per week.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Decade.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Month.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Year.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Done. You're welcome.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[narrating while he's almost shacking hands with Cox] And then, as I was about to close the deal of the century, it hit me. [out loud] Wait a minute! If I agree with that I only get that stuff until you retire; but if I'm godfather, I'm in your life forever. I'll see you at the christening. [leaves]

Dr. Perry Cox:
I think this time I'm actually gonna kill him... yup, this is the one.