Scrubs2001

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
All right, Mr Mariani... Mazel tov, you are the proud owner of yet another kidney stone! Did you try to lay off the read meat, buddy?

Mr. Mariani:
I'm trying, Doc, but it's hard.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
[holding and looking at the ultrasound machine] Oh, man... Kim's having her first ultrasound tomorrow.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Wow... there's nothing like that first ultrasound. Bring tissue.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian:
Are you kidding me? I can't just up and leave. I gotta find an apartment; I live in a teepee...

Dr. Perry Cox:
[harmonizing] Do-ho-ho-ri-an! [normally speaking] You have been wrong about so many things that I'm not even going to say something's "wrong" any more... instead, I'm gonna say "It's Dorian". And the fact that you'd be willing to skip seeing that child's heartbeat for the first time is just plain Dorian! I mean, hell! Jordan's having her second ultrasound and I couldn't be more giddy; I can't wait to find out the sex of that unborn tax break.

Dr. Christopher Turk:
Jordan doesn't let you know the sex until the baby's born.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Dorian again. I don't know if it's the hormones or if the baby is actually eating the b*tch cells; but Jordan has softened. In fact, last night... she... she asked me to cuddle...