Scrubs2001

Ron Laver:
It's good to see you, buddy.

Dr. Perry Cox:
It's great to see you, I'll tell you that.

Ron Laver:
Looks like we got ourselves in a walk and hug here. What say we...

Dr. Perry Cox:
Yeah, yeah... yeah...

Ron Laver:
[coughs] So, look at you, Mr Big Time Doctor!

Dr. Perry Cox:
How about you, Mr Big Time... Big... I don't actually know what you do.

Ron Laver:
I've told you 100 times, I run mergers and acquisitions for a large private equity hedge fund... you've forgotten already...

Dr. Perry Cox:
No, no... you do hedge clipping for a big farm.

Ron Laver:
What?

Dr. Perry Cox:
You privately acquire hedgehogs... oh, come, on, you got a hog farm, give me a break. Tell me this, how's that super sexy mother of yours?

Ron Laver:
You know, your crush on my mom was cute where we were 14, but the woman's 85 now, you need to back off... or you ask her out to dinner: I'll have her pop in her "going out" teeth you can see if there's a real spark...