Scrubs2001

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Dr. Cox [Dr. Cox looks up] Why is your mouth red?

Dr. Perry Cox:
Duct tape, 2 hours in a morgue drawer, don't piss off the janitor, end of story.

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Okay, I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops?

Dr. Perry Cox:
I can't imagine anything I care less about.

Dr. Bob Kelso:
Damn these twisty bottoms, we need some more clicky tops.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Not gonna happen, Bob. Here I just told Carla to order a hundred thousand twisty bottoms.

Dr. Bob Kelso:
Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?

Dr. Perry Cox:
No, Bob, everybody gets the same.

Dr. Bob Kelso:
Fine. [sees a box of clicky top pens] I'll just take these. [reaches for pens, Dr. Cox knocks the pens off the counter] You just bought yourself four weekends on call! Damn twisty bottoms!

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
You just said you don't care. Why are you fighting?

Dr. Perry Cox:
I can't stop.