Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
Those pants make your ass look giant.

Jordan Sullivan:
Stop doing this.

Dr. Perry Cox:
I'm doing it for us. You suck at Scrabble.

Jordan Sullivan:
Do I look mad?

Dr. Perry Cox:
You have so much Botox in your expressionless face I can't tell.

Jordan Sullivan:
Ah ah ah...

Dr. Perry Cox:
Oh, is that a frown?

Jordan Sullivan:
What else you got?

Dr. Perry Cox:
Well, when it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor, I just wait 'till you're asleep and I turn it off.

Jordan Sullivan:
Perry, give it up. There's nothing you can say.

Dr. Perry Cox:
Ah... You and your mother are basically the same person.

Jordan Sullivan:
[whispering angrily] What did you say? I will kill you!

Dr. Perry Cox:
If you don't wanna fight in front of Jack anymore, I understand; but I don't think that means we gotta stop all together. I mean, Jordan, you are an unpredictable, passionate person and you challenge me each and every day; and honestly that's the reason I can imagine being with you when I'm 70 and you're 65, and your face is 40 and your b*obs are 29.

Jordan Sullivan:
My face will never look 40!

Dr. Perry Cox:
You're right. My bad.