Scrubs2001

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
Why are you breaking up with Keith?

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Look... Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you guys have... someone to stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr Cox or as... I'm sorry Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr Roberts' good qualities?

Nurse Laverne Roberts:
Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains he carries me to the car.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
And you guys have been together what... 60 years?

Nurse Laverne Roberts:
I'm 48! And I'm done here. [leaves]

Dr. Elliot Reid:
Uhm... my bad... yeah...

Nurse Carla Espinosa:
[sobbing and crying] I don't want Keith to go... Elliot, I don't want Keith to go!

Jordan Sullivan:
Aww... there, there... [she starts to console her, then she pushes Carla's chair away. Elliot looks at her astonished] What? "I'm pregnant... I'm crying... I'm laughing...". Enough already... it's boring.