Scrubs2001

Dr. Perry Cox:
Could I... uh... could I have everybody's attention, please... Jordan's pregnant.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
[to Jordan] Ah! You get over here, you!

Jordan Sullivan:
Not a hug moment, sweetie.

Dr. Elliot Reid:
[backs off] Right... yes, no...

Dr. Perry Cox:
Uh... [takes a pencil from a nurse's hands; speaks in a high-pitched voice moving the pencil in his hand as it was speaking] But, Dr Cox, here I though you and Jordan were done trying to have any more babies. [in his normal voice] We were, but my vasectomy didn't take, which, apparently, is not that uncommon. [in the high-pitched voice again] Holy crap, Dr Cox... that must have really pissed you off. [in his normal voice] Yes, it did, actually. What is... what is your name? [in the high-pitched voice again] Oh, I'm any generic hospital worker who happens to ask you a question about your pregnancy and/or any baby-related issues. [in his normal voice] Oh, isn't that nice?... [breaks the pencil in two pieces] This morality play was made possible by a generous grant from the Just See If I Was Kidding Foundation.