Scrubs2001

J.D.:
Just try and imagine what they're going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it's gonna be like when you die.

Turk:
Because you think I'm going first due to my diabetes.

J.D.:
Right. And where do we meet up in Heaven?

Turk:
At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!

J.D.:
I'll see you there, playah! I love religion. The point is, Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they'd end up?

Turk:
In Hell, watching 'The View'!

J.D.:
Next to the super high, unreachable cupcake table.