Scrubs2001

Turk:
Now how do I tell these people they should let their son go?

J.D.:
Just try and imagine what they're going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it's gonna be like when you die.

Turk:
Because you think I'm going first due to my Diabetes.

J.D.:
Right. And where do we meet up in heaven?

Turk:
At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!

J.D.:
I'll see you there playa! I love religion. The point is Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they'd end up?

Turk:
In hell watching 'The View'!

J.D.:
Next to the Super High Unreachable Cupcake Table.